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What would 2Bosse do if someone was wearing the same outfit as you at a party?

I’m going to a party in a store bought dress and I’m a little paranoid that someone may wear the same outfit? What would you do if someone was wearing the same outfit as you?

Paris H.

Paris Darling,

First off, 2Bosse only wears bespoke, one-of-a-kind, clothing. So, let's be clear that this would never happen. But, if it did, 2Bosse would be pleased – after all, imitation is the ultimate form of flattery. But, then that would get old when 2Bosse realized the other person wore it better. So, 2Bosse would probably shoot daggers or follow the offending lookalike to the toilet and put a plastic bag over their head.

But, if you're not 2Bosse, you could break the awkwardness straight away by walking past them and telling them they have great taste.

How do I stop people who keep asking me for money?

There are these two people who USE ME for money. They only speak to me when they want something. They approach me all friendly and they tell me "I'm the coolest", and soon, they pop the question: "Can I have 20 Dollars?" They ask for money every week. They say that they are going to pay me back, but they never do. And, when I confront them, they say "Oh, I thought you gave me the money." I always start out by saying “no”, but they won’t go away.
What would 2Bosse do?
M.T. Pockets

Dear Pockets,

You remind me of those people who go to the zoo and ignore the "don't feed the birds" signs. If you keep feeding the birds they are going to keep pecking you.

2Bosse would respond: “F’You”

But, if you’re not 2Bosse yet, then you might try this instead:

Help your "friends" manage their money

• Demonstrate your values and beliefs in regards to money.
  (i.e. you value your money in YOUR wallet).
• Talk to them about their paycheck
  and how they could use that money
  instead of your money.
• Help them set financial goals that
  are in line with their income not your income.

Dear 2Bosse

This is meant to be a humorous blog. Life is too short to take everything so seriously. The "advice" provided by 2Bosse is meant to empower YOU to be the center of the universe.